Dear Valued Canada Revenue Agency & B. C. Hydro:
As the underwriters of your avarice, your feedback is important to us. We are constantly seeking new and innovative ways in which to improve our ability to feed your pimped-out lifestyle. Kindly take a few moments to tell us how we’re doing.
1) Since the introduction of the Temporary War Measures Income Tax Act which funnels the futures of children into military adventures, impoverishes parents and funds the welfare of the non-taxpaying collateral damage while you bloat yourselves and govern via Twitter from a First Class airplane seat en route to sign international treaties; are you:
A) Vaguely disappointed
B) Experiencing vestigial guilt
C) Spiritually numb
D) Mostly unaware
E) Secretly contemptuous
F) True to your nature
G) Happier than a pig in shit
H) Late for your one o'clock Mani-Pedi
2) Since the forced by stealth introduction of the Smart Meter; do you:
A) Even remember the abundance of cheap hydro electricity your nation used to enjoy
B) Ever grin at people struggling to stay on the Step One rates threshold
C) Expect anyone to believe that their austerity will save the earth
D) Wonder why effective solar panel systems are priced beyond our reach
E) Experience an increase in sleeplessness and headaches
F) Enjoy reading by weak yellow or blue light
G) Know who your fridge is talking to
H) Relish the thought of a lithium battery powered car on Canadian highways in Winter
Thanks for participating in this short survey. Results will be tabulated (trust us) and published as part of the first follow-up Rand Style survey questionnaire preamble so as to convince you that everything is unfolding exactly as you yourself and your like minded fellows wish.
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